09/29/10:
And then there were 14… Well, not yet but there soon will be. We only have 4 right now but 10 more are being delivered, well returned, on Sunday. Stumped? Confused? Come on, haven’t you figured it out yet??
“Bob, tell them what they’ve won.”
In my best booming-game-show-voice…
“A new alpaca herd!”
Flashing disco lights, bing-bing-binging-pinging noises, crazy lady running down the middle of the… pasture. OK, mid-afternoon nightmare, I mean day-dream, is over, back to our regularly scheduled program of weed-pulling, tree trimming, fire-ant killing, metal finding, and fence mending. Sound like fun? Wishing you were here? Well, ____, come on down! You’re the next contestant on the Price is Right!
We can always use an extra hand and the entertainment (that would be me) is free!! Now who could top a deal like that?? See you soon!!
(Please? Pretty please with sugar & strawberries & whipped cream on top?
Seriously, I’ll feed you, just come on by!)

